Baby Whisperer to save the day

Mickey Rourke does the hands and footprint factor at Grauman's. The raunchy "A Really Harold & Kumar three dimensional Christmas" boasts visual effects like Kal Penn's Claymation penis jutting out at audiences, John Cho's member stuck to some pole inside a homage to "A Christmas Story," naked nuns taking a shower along with a toddler at the top of cocaine and marijuana. First-time helmer Todd Strauss-Schulson says the stoned little girl was really triplets. "These were 2 1/24 months old which looks like it's the worst age to become, but we thought about being diverse from 'Hangover,'" he stated at Sunday's Beverly Wilshire junket for brand new Line's third installment from the series. "These were so connected, if a person would start crying it might set others off. Therefore we were coping with this Hydra, these monster babies," he ongoing. "We needed to employ a Baby Whisperer with down in her own hair and bellbottoms and she or he would train the infant, play these games and bribe her with sugar. "When she rubs her nicotine gums, that's brushing her teeth. Coming 'cocaine' on her behalf was coming sugar. Therefore the baby was type of high constantly, a sugar-hurry." For Cho's exposure, "We did possess the guy in 'Boogie Nights' who made that penis make our Asian penis. It had been rigged to some fake pole to drag off if this needed to be. I believe John wanted a bigger penis however it appeared more amusing if this was more compact." Mickey Rourke states he'd one prayer while making Relativity's "under $100 million" pic "Immortals." "Please God, allow me to 't be late for work or I will not work with another 13 years. "I must remain consistent,Inch the thesp ongoing at Saturday's Four Seasons junket. "Should you cause a lot of problems, regardless of how good you're, you will be unemployed. Within the past when the call was 7, I'd appear at 11. My status am bad, it made Marlon Brando seem like a fairy prince. When you are unemployed for 13 years, it is a humiliating experience. What I am fortunate about is most of the people I alienated and pissed off, they are no longer working any longer, they are all dead or nobody cares. The brand new breed does not care things i did two decades ago." For Britain's Henry Cavill, the "Immortals" star who's next as Superman, Rourke stated, "It is so nice to determine a youthful actor doing his push-ups and jumping around. I appreciated after i would be a youthful actor. He could not wait to visit work and that i could not wait to obtain off work." Producer Mark Canton also stated nice reasons for Cavill. "We was by Henry with bankers for any year when individuals would say, 'Who's Henry Cavill?' 'He's from "The Tudors," ' 'He's the GQ model.' He then will get the Superman job and also the same individuals who did not see him prior to this say they love him -- plus they still haven't seen him. We all know we made the ideal choice.Inch -- Stephen Schaefer Contact Variety Staff at news@variety.com